i think i'm in trouble wednesday:

i think i'm trouble because:

• i stayed up late last night to watch house.
• a speeding ticket came in the post, it was liz's but i'm still in trouble.
• when i clean it's apparently only dan clean, it needs to be liz clean.
• liz is my involuntary alarm clock, when my phone goes of at 3.45 am it doesn't wake me up, she does (with her foot).
• it's wednesday but apparentary the last thing a full term pregnant woman is interested in is business time.

i think i'm in trouble wednesday:

this week i think i'm in trouble because:

• i ate liz's sour cream and chives chips for lunch. she was saving them for her weekly chick flick she watches while i milk. keep in mind, shes pregnant so they really meant alot to her.
• i left the tap running, we're on tank supply and haven't had rain for 3 months.
• i put my smelly overalls in the "clean" basket.
• i made a mess when eating......... and didn't clean it up.
• chuck norris is at my door and he wants to have a word with me!

(if i'm not at church on sunday don't send out a search party you wont find me, this is chuck were talking about.)