i think i'm in trouble wednesday:

i think i'm trouble because:

• i stayed up late last night to watch house.
• a speeding ticket came in the post, it was liz's but i'm still in trouble.
• when i clean it's apparently only dan clean, it needs to be liz clean.
• liz is my involuntary alarm clock, when my phone goes of at 3.45 am it doesn't wake me up, she does (with her foot).
• it's wednesday but apparentary the last thing a full term pregnant woman is interested in is business time.

i think i'm in trouble wednesday:

this week i think i'm in trouble because:

• i ate liz's sour cream and chives chips for lunch. she was saving them for her weekly chick flick she watches while i milk. keep in mind, shes pregnant so they really meant alot to her.
• i left the tap running, we're on tank supply and haven't had rain for 3 months.
• i put my smelly overalls in the "clean" basket.
• i made a mess when eating......... and didn't clean it up.
• chuck norris is at my door and he wants to have a word with me!

(if i'm not at church on sunday don't send out a search party you wont find me, this is chuck were talking about.)

How WWII was really won.

during the second world war there was a battle between a german regiment and the maori battallion. they stale mated in the trenches and for weeks neither side could progress or retreat from their trench.
back home the maori intelligence formulated a plan and relayed it to the front line. the intel that they had received was that one in five germans answered to the name ralph.
with this information the maori battallion set up a sharp shooter down the trench and the called out 'HEY RALPH", 'YA" came the reply as a german poked up his head to see what we wanted. "BOOM" went the gun and the maoris were on a roll moving down the trench and back up again.
after a week of this the german forces were dwindling and the german intelligence was getting worried. they then formulated a plan of their own and decided to beat the maoris at their own game. see they figured out that one in five maoris answered to the name hemi.
the intel was relayed to the frontline and the germans set up a sharp shooter and called out 'HEY HEMI' when no reply came, the german poked his head up ever so slighty and called out again 'HEY HEMI' he was about to give up when someone replied 'HEMI'S ON THE TOILET, IS THAT YOU RALPH?' 'YA' "BOOM".

and thats how the war was really won.

hmm last blog, may 2009 that was last year man.
well i'm back calving is well over as is cropping and well quite frankly if we dont get the rains we'll be finished milking to, not a bad thing with a new addition coming to a van der kaap near you.
so now feeling a new inspiration to share thoughts and ideas wit the world its time to let my fingers do the walking and get a cracking.
all the best to ya'll, keep keeping it real and dont stop.